T20 Jokes

After poor performance in T20, Dhoni wears a SALWAR-KAMEEZ, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl......

Girl: Are u Dhoni??

Dhoni: How do u know?

Girl: I m Nehra

Cricket Cartoons: IPL Out

Update :South Africa to host IPL

Courtesy - Satish, Midday

Cricket Cartoons: Life after IPL

The Mega Event IPL is over but don't worry. Tri-series in Bangladesh, followed by an Asia Cup are coming up.



Courtesy: Satish Acharya, Midday

Hindi Cricket Cartoons

Here I am again presenting you some very good Cricket Cartoons in Hindi made by Kirtish Bhatt. You can see the Hindi cartoons on other topics also on his blog Bamulahija. I would appreciate your feedback.

Cricket Animation : Why Australia Lost

Courtesy: cricketnews(c2w.com)

Sachin Tendulkar's Master Blaster — Virgin Comics

"India's Sachin Tendulkar is set to appear as a superhero in a new range of comic books, animation and games.

The cricketing legend has linked up with Virgin Comics and his character will wear body armor and wield a flaming cricket bat.

Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson said: "Sachin's success is legendary and we are delighted to collaborate with him."

The first Master Blaster comic book is expected to be released in June and proves that Tendulkar's marketing appeal is undiminshed even though he has been an international sportsman since 1989."

For more info visit: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/6462199.stm
or
http://www.virgincomics.com

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment to Aged cricketers)

Courtesy: Satish Acharya, Midday

Santa vs Banta

There were two friends. One was Santa Singh and the other was Banta Singh. Santa Singh went to Banta Singh's house and found him crying. So he asked.

Santa: Why are you crying Banta.

Banta: I lost 800 dollars. I bet 500 dollars India will beat England but India lost.

Santa: Then where did the rest of the 300 dollars go.

Banta: I bet 300 dollars on the highlights.

Hindi Cartoons - Australia Dreams

India Vs Pakistan cricket animation with filmi dialouges

No cricketers in Forbes list

Courtesy: Satish Acharya, Midday

Monkey off the shoulder!

Courtesy: Satish Acharya, Midday

Ricky Pointing Says to His Mother (Hindi)

(Taare Zameen Par Version)

*Main kabhi batlaata nahi ,*

*Par HARBHAJJAN se darta hoon main MAA*

*Yun to main, dikhlata nahi,*

*Par ISHANT se ghabrata hoon main MAA*

*Aapko sab hai pata,hai na MAA*

*Aapko sab hai pata, meri MAA*

*FIELD mein yun na chhoro mujhe,*

*EK RUN bhi Bana na paun MAA*

*Kitni Deta hoon Main Galiya milke team ke sang,*

*Par Unhe Mai Jara bhi Dara Na paun MAA,*

Sachin toh Out Hota Nahi,

Achchha hai jo Saurabh Team Me Nahi,



*CRICKET KA BAAP HAI India main Man Gaya MAA,*

CRICKET KA BAAP HAI INDIAN MAA

Indian Cricket Team

There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. The relationship b/w the couple was turning sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"

Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" :(( So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" :(( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......


And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......





any guesses????????









come on I know you can make it......





































ok here goes the answer























The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they




NEVER BEAT ANYBODY!!

HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION

Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match.

T 20 World Cup Final

T20 World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Shastri and winning captain Dhoni

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail biting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was a pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held their nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"..

Dhoni, "Yeah.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in the final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok.. fine, whom would you want to thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how did the doctor help to prepare for the final... he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am getting confused"

Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"

Shastri, "To whom do you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much respect for the seniors....and you ...."

Dhoni interrupts.... "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup"

Shastri, "The match was a thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake cost them the game and we won the cup"

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup...