Showing posts with label Sehwag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sehwag. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Cricket Books that wont get published

Foolproof Fielding - Saurav Ganguly

How to Win World Cups - BCCI

Evils of Gambling - Shane Warne and Mark Waugh

Diplomacy - Umpire Darrel Hair

My Maiden Test Century - Courtney Walsh

(only the covers printed so far)


Books from Geoffrey Boycott - Playing For Your Team, French Conversation Skills.

A Tail Of Two Runs - Anil Kumble, Ajit Agarkar, Saurav Ganguly

Every Which Way But The Stumps - Indian fielders

The Silence of the Keepers - Nayan Mongia & Moin Khan

Cheery Press Conferences I have known - Mohammed Azharuddin

Big Hitting - Rahul Dravid

Facing Fast Bowlers - Virender Sehwag and Yuvraj Singh!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Saturday, January 26, 2008

EMail ID`s – Indian Cricket Team

1. LAXMAN: available@home-only.com
2. GANGULY: nowdays@no_use.com
3. KUMBLE: only@test_match.com
4. SACHIN: admitted@hospital.com
5. KAIF: good@for_nothing.com
6. SEHWAG: consistently@out_of_form.com
7. DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
8. PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_kenya.com
9. GREG CHAPPELL: only_experiment@noresult.com
10.Munaf Patel: onlyline&length@nospeed.com
11.Harbhajan Singh: no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
12.Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@god_knows.com

Year 2019 - Cricket World Cup news

India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone

Coach sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of selectors, captain and board....and that they had won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago

Rahul Dravid,the coach of new zealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the captaincy

mahender singh dhoni broke ajit agarkars record of most no of conecutive ducks in twenty 20

saurav ganguly, the coach of england feels that the boys need to control their emotions on the field

the current leading man from bollywood bret lee advices ms dhoni to take upacting as well

Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and thus they avanged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows ireland

Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now the present coach said in a press interview that
"Boys plays well...they try hard...inshallah we wins the world cup"

The police arrested 8 ppl for voilence after England and NZ match...
Investigations revealed that these ppl were members of Dravid and Ganguly fan communities on Orkut which have 623241516 and 126542 members respectively.

the Indian cricket board led by president Rahul Gandhi has called for an emergency meeting to discuss future course of action ..former players like yuvraj singh, md kaif,vvs laxman and kumble have been invited...coach sehwag and captain Tendulkar will present a report...

vvs laxman today created a new controversy by saying that he expected a written apology from Rahul gandhi for including him in the category of former players....he said that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Sehwag's Son

SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy!! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain

SEHWAG's WIFE: beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga

T 20 World Cup Final

T20 World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Shastri and winning captain Dhoni

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail biting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was a pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held their nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"..

Dhoni, "Yeah.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in the final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok.. fine, whom would you want to thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how did the doctor help to prepare for the final... he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am getting confused"

Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"

Shastri, "To whom do you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much respect for the seniors....and you ...."

Dhoni interrupts.... "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup"

Shastri, "The match was a thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake cost them the game and we won the cup"

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup...