Thursday, April 24, 2008

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Fresh IPL Cartoons

For some fresh funny cartoons visit the official website of Kolkata Knight Riders here.

for Animation and Movies here.

Friday, April 18, 2008

IPL Online Live cricket Video

Today Indian Premier League (IPL) launched it's official website http://www.iplt20.com to offer Live T20 matches, but after 2 hours of exciting inning it went down.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Thank GOD

A man ones had taken his wife to a cricket match. She sat through the first innings although plainly bored. In the second innings a batsman gave a tremendous swipe and knocked the ball out of the ground. 'Thank goodness they got rid of it,' she sighed. 'Now we can all go home.'

Cricket for Aliens

Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs. They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed. When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen. 'I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshipers gathered. Then two priests walk to the center of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the center and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs.' 'Gee,' replied the other alien, 'what happens next?' 'Then it begins to rain.'

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

CRICKET: As explained to a foreigner

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

Name Game

Who is the only cricketer to have three members of his family in his own name?

Javed Me and Dad

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Why out on first ball?

In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball.
'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper.
'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the drinks was gone!

Cricket Cut

The bowler had a dreadful match, which cost his side the game. All week long he practiced hard for the next game. During the following match, he said to the captain, 'Notice any difference?'

The captain looked at him thoughtfully. 'You've had your hair cut, haven't you?'

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Dravid's Confusion (An old Joke)

After the shameful defeat of the Indian cricket team after yet another tournament, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Being in Bangalore, Dravid could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"The lady replied - "I am Javagal Srinath!"