There were two friends. One was Santa Singh and the other was Banta Singh. Santa Singh went to Banta Singh's house and found him crying. So he asked.
Santa: Why are you crying Banta.
Banta: I lost 800 dollars. I bet 500 dollars India will beat England but India lost.
Santa: Then where did the rest of the 300 dollars go.
Banta: I bet 300 dollars on the highlights.