T20 Jokes

After poor performance in T20, Dhoni wears a SALWAR-KAMEEZ, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl......

Girl: Are u Dhoni??

Dhoni: How do u know?

Girl: I m Nehra

Cricket Jokes: Govt putting charges on Lalit Modi

After change in govt, Rajasthan IPL team has renamed as RAJASTHAN UNROYALS.



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Cricket Jokes: Poor Umpire

The ball had hit the batsman on the arm and yet he was still given out. As he passed the umpire, he asked, 'How was I out?'

'Why don't you look in the paper tomorrow?' replied the umpire, smugly.

'Why don't you look?' said the batsman. 'I'm the editor!'

Cricket Jokes : 200 yards

Image via WikipediaThe cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'

'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.

Cricket Jokes : Ask Brian Lara

Image via WikipediaSmith was a terrible bragger and he was regaling the cricket club with his latest story.
'It's amazing,' he said. 'There I was at Lord's, when suddenly about fifty people crowded round me all waving autograph books!'
'Come off it, Smith.'
'It's true. If you don't believe me ask Brian Lara, he was standing right next to me!'

Cricket Jokes: Bear Bottle

Image by JOE M500 via FlickrA batsman was having a bad time. He played and missed at every ball and was becoming more hot and flustered every minute. As the bowler was walking back; the batsman turned to the wicket-keeper.

'Phew,' he said 'what couldn't I do with a bottle of beer.'

The wicket-keeper thought for a moment. 'Hit it with the bat?'

Cricket Jokes : Sight Screen

Image via WikipediaA batsman was facing the battery of hostile West Indian fast bowlers and at one point of time he indicated to the umpire to have the position of the sight screen adjusted. The groundsman pushed the sight screen to the left, but the batsman was not happy and then it was moved to the right. He was still not satisfied and the moving of the sight screen went on for sometime and irritated by this, the umpire asked the batsman where exactly he wanted the sight screen to be placed. The batsman replied "Please put it in between me and the bowler"

Cricket Jokes : How to settle scores

The visiting team was surprised to find that there were no scoring facilities at the village ground. The captain approached the opposing leader. "How do you keep the score?" he asked. "Oh, we keep it in our heads, " replied the captain, a burly blacksmith, "and if there's any argument we settle it behind the pavilion after the game."

(Courtesy: rediff.com)

Cricket Jokes : Bad Play

The cricket match is really boring - no runs, hardly any wickets. The spectators are getting really fed up. They're yawning and getting restless.

After a while some of them notice that the sky is getting cloudier and cloudier, and darker and darker. And then, all of a sudden, all the lights cut out.

'That's the first time bad play stopped light,' shouted somebody high up in the stand.