Image by JOE M500 via FlickrA batsman was having a bad time. He played and missed at every ball and was becoming more hot and flustered every minute. As the bowler was walking back; the batsman turned to the wicket-keeper.
'Phew,' he said 'what couldn't I do with a bottle of beer.'
The wicket-keeper thought for a moment. 'Hit it with the bat?'