Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Cricket Jokes: Poor Umpire
The ball had hit the batsman on the arm and yet he was still given out. As he passed the umpire, he asked, 'How was I out?'
'Why don't you look in the paper tomorrow?' replied the umpire, smugly.
'Why don't you look?' said the batsman. 'I'm the editor!'
'Why don't you look in the paper tomorrow?' replied the umpire, smugly.
'Why don't you look?' said the batsman. 'I'm the editor!'
Monday, August 4, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Cricket Jokes : 200 yards
Image via WikipediaThe cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'
'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'
'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'You'll never hit her at two hundred yards.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Cricket Jokes : Ask Brian Lara
Image via WikipediaSmith was a terrible bragger and he was regaling the cricket club with his latest story.
'It's amazing,' he said. 'There I was at Lord's, when suddenly about fifty people crowded round me all waving autograph books!'
'Come off it, Smith.'
'It's true. If you don't believe me ask Brian Lara, he was standing right next to me!'
'It's amazing,' he said. 'There I was at Lord's, when suddenly about fifty people crowded round me all waving autograph books!'
'Come off it, Smith.'
'It's true. If you don't believe me ask Brian Lara, he was standing right next to me!'
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Funny Story about Don Bradman
Image via WikipediaThis story comes from the 2-part ABC documentry about Don Bradman that was screened recently.
It was a game late in Don's career and he had just come into bat shortly before lunch. He was straight into form square driving 3 consecutive deliveries to the boundary.
The opposition keeper was playing his first first-class match and thought he'd take the p*ss out of Don, so he walked up to the great man and said "I guess that's the only shot you know how to play?" (obviously, the guy was a complete idiot).
Don just smiled and replied, "I'll show you a few more this afternoon if you'd like."
The next delivery was very quick and Don square drove, and it flew like a rocket to the boundary.
Don turned to the keeper and said, "Sorry, but I did say this afternoon."
Courtesy : SteveG
It was a game late in Don's career and he had just come into bat shortly before lunch. He was straight into form square driving 3 consecutive deliveries to the boundary.
The opposition keeper was playing his first first-class match and thought he'd take the p*ss out of Don, so he walked up to the great man and said "I guess that's the only shot you know how to play?" (obviously, the guy was a complete idiot).
Don just smiled and replied, "I'll show you a few more this afternoon if you'd like."
The next delivery was very quick and Don square drove, and it flew like a rocket to the boundary.
Don turned to the keeper and said, "Sorry, but I did say this afternoon."
Courtesy : SteveG
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Cricket Cartoons: Life after IPL
The Mega Event IPL is over but don't worry. Tri-series in Bangladesh, followed by an Asia Cup are coming up.
Courtesy: Satish Acharya, Midday
Courtesy: Satish Acharya, Midday
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Cricket Jokes: Bear Bottle
Image by JOE M500 via FlickrA batsman was having a bad time. He played and missed at every ball and was becoming more hot and flustered every minute. As the bowler was walking back; the batsman turned to the wicket-keeper.
'Phew,' he said 'what couldn't I do with a bottle of beer.'
The wicket-keeper thought for a moment. 'Hit it with the bat?'
'Phew,' he said 'what couldn't I do with a bottle of beer.'
The wicket-keeper thought for a moment. 'Hit it with the bat?'
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Cricket Jokes : Sight Screen
Image via WikipediaA batsman was facing the battery of hostile West Indian fast bowlers and at one point of time he indicated to the umpire to have the position of the sight screen adjusted. The groundsman pushed the sight screen to the left, but the batsman was not happy and then it was moved to the right. He was still not satisfied and the moving of the sight screen went on for sometime and irritated by this, the umpire asked the batsman where exactly he wanted the sight screen to be placed. The batsman replied "Please put it in between me and the bowler"
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Cricket Cartoons: Quiet Cricket
Who will enjoy the cricket if sound is removed from the game? Check this funny cartoon about the latest IPL twist -
Courtesy: Satish Acharya, Midday
Courtesy: Satish Acharya, Midday
Monday, May 26, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Hindi Cricket Cartoons
Here I am again presenting you some very good Cricket Cartoons in Hindi made by Kirtish Bhatt. You can see the Hindi cartoons on other topics also on his blog Bamulahija. I would appreciate your feedback.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Cricket Cartoons: SRK Chak De
Shahrukh Khan is enjoying IPL more than anything else. Here is one very funny cartoon showing his real life and reel life.
Courtesy: Santa Banta
Courtesy: Santa Banta
Mallya blames Dravid
mallya: abe teri nahi toh kam se kam meri toh izzat rakh ...ek baar toh lift karade...
dravid: adnan sami ko team me leneka kya ?
Courtesy: VrOoM_GuY
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Cricket Cartoons: Glamour in Cricket
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Monday, May 12, 2008
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