Courtesy: Satish Acharya, Midday
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Cricket Essay
The teacher had asked the class to write an essay on cricket. With only a few minutes left, one boy had written nothing. Suddenly, he looked up at the clock, grabbed his pen and scribbled something on the paper. The teacher read out his essay: "No play today. Rain."
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Cricket Books that wont get published
Foolproof Fielding - Saurav Ganguly
How to Win World Cups - BCCI
Evils of Gambling - Shane Warne and Mark Waugh
Diplomacy - Umpire Darrel Hair
My Maiden Test Century - Courtney Walsh
(only the covers printed so far)
Books from Geoffrey Boycott - Playing For Your Team, French Conversation Skills.
A Tail Of Two Runs - Anil Kumble, Ajit Agarkar, Saurav Ganguly
Every Which Way But The Stumps - Indian fielders
The Silence of the Keepers - Nayan Mongia & Moin Khan
Cheery Press Conferences I have known - Mohammed Azharuddin
Big Hitting - Rahul Dravid
Facing Fast Bowlers - Virender Sehwag and Yuvraj Singh!
How to Win World Cups - BCCI
Evils of Gambling - Shane Warne and Mark Waugh
Diplomacy - Umpire Darrel Hair
My Maiden Test Century - Courtney Walsh
(only the covers printed so far)
Books from Geoffrey Boycott - Playing For Your Team, French Conversation Skills.
A Tail Of Two Runs - Anil Kumble, Ajit Agarkar, Saurav Ganguly
Every Which Way But The Stumps - Indian fielders
The Silence of the Keepers - Nayan Mongia & Moin Khan
Cheery Press Conferences I have known - Mohammed Azharuddin
Big Hitting - Rahul Dravid
Facing Fast Bowlers - Virender Sehwag and Yuvraj Singh!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Real Cricket Fan at Work
A cricket enthusiast had three trays installed in his office labeled 'In' , 'Out' , and 'L.B.W.'
A visitor remarked as he could see the significance of 'In' and 'Out' but what did 'L.B.W.' mean ?
And the cricket enthusiast replied : "Let the Bastards Wait."
A visitor remarked as he could see the significance of 'In' and 'Out' but what did 'L.B.W.' mean ?
And the cricket enthusiast replied : "Let the Bastards Wait."
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Indian Cricket Team
There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. The relationship b/w the couple was turning sour.
So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.
So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"
Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" :(( So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" :(( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......
And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......
any guesses????????
come on I know you can make it......
ok here goes the answer
The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they
NEVER BEAT ANYBODY!!
So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.
So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"
Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" :(( So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" :(( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......
And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......
any guesses????????
come on I know you can make it......
ok here goes the answer
The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they
NEVER BEAT ANYBODY!!
Friday, February 1, 2008
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